Washita and Other Weird Tales

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Thursday, January 1, 2026

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!

I don't make positive New Year's resolutions; however, the following concerns:

Things I Won't Do (Or Won't Do Again)

  1. Climb a mountain, especially one that has a peak ascending into the "death zone," a place where no life is possible (without bottled oxygen, anyway).
  2. Go to sea on a submarine.
  3. Get on a submarine that's in the water. I've been on one, a museum ship, but it was safely on the ground.
  4. In addition to the above, I shan't be getting on a submersible.
  5. I'll never descend beneath the ocean to the point that implosion is possible.
  6. Also, I'll never descend beneath the ocean at all.
  7. I'll never fly again unless I'm hurt and unconscious on an air ambulance.
  8. I'll never wade more than ankle deep in the ocean. By now, I've been oceanside quite a few times. I've never done anything more than walk along the edge of the beach.
  9. I'll never hike in a national park. Too dangerous.
  10. I'll never get on a boat or ship again that isn't an on-ground or dockside museum ship. Too dangerous.
  11. I'll never head off into woods or forests that are unknown to me. Too many snakes.
  12. Additionally, I won't go camping unless I'm in a recreational vehicle.
  13. I'll never go to places like Hawaii or other cool sites, as this would break my previous rules.
  14. I won't be going on a cruise, even if I had the money to do so.
  15. I'll never personally test anything that I might create or discover. Too dangerous. Might hurt myself.
  16. I'll never be a security guard or police officer. Probably too old for the latter.
  17. I'll never attempt to fly an airplane or helicopter.