More Negative Affirmations

More Negative Resolutions

1. Don't visit the Titanic. Or any other shipwreck unless it's in a museum or serves as one (on the land).
2. Don't embark on an experimental vessel (Hunley, Titan, etc.).
3. Never go up in a hot-air balloon.
4. Don't go into low earth orbit. Or outer space.
5. Along with #4, do not, under any circumstances, blast off to the moon.
6. Don't fly unless it's in an air ambulance.
7. Stay away from Mt. Everest.
8. Don't go near water in Florida or any other place where alligators/crocodiles might seize you.
9. Don't go near bears, lions, tigers, serpents, sharks, or any other apex predators.
10. Don't go to North Sentinel Island.
11. Don't go to Snake Island.
12. Keep away from manned lighthouses.
13. Challenger deep? Nope.
14. K2? Nope.
15. Any mountain all the way to the summit? Nope.